I am throwing a housewarming party in my new mansion that the furry-faced one made for me from scrap sticks and potentially toxic wood stain (but who knows/cares what that even means? Toxic? There are things in this world one can't eat?!)
I have just one question
Who's bringing the bitches?
(I mean that literally and therefore I am not offensive)
Also BYOB. To you, that might mean beer. To me, it means bones.
Any of the above B-words will get you in the door at Casa De Oz.
And if the neighbors call the cops, you don't know me. Got it?